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The Fool Introduction by Nealsdaman, literature

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The Fool Introduction

Some fairytales have paranoid wizards and witty watchmen saving the day. Some fairytales have ring bearers and evil all-seeing eyes vying for power. This one has a particularly peculiar man; so peculiar, in fact, that the town he resides in is named Peculiar. The man himself likes to go by the name "The Fool." His nicknames have been things like "Fool," or the ever popular 'Mr. Fool" if someone was feeling a tad eccentric. The Fool is currently in possession of a welsh corgi named Dnhan, or "Does Not Have A Name." The Fool doesn't seem to have any real hobbies, from what his friends say. Though he does have a strange obsession with keys an

The Battle of Frank by Nealsdaman, literature

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The Battle of Frank

This is the story of the biggest battle in Orincian history. There will be blood, gore, and underhanded tactics. The only battle where the nation of Lur formed seventy-six alliances and broke seventy-five of them in the span of two minutes. This, my friends, is the eighty-two sided Battle of Frank. Frank the rabbit was having a good day. The ice-cream man had Chocolate Orange With Real Strawberries, Franks favorite flavor. The Show Where We Do Nothing, Franks favorite TV show, happened to be playing on the same day. Frank, after glancing around at the walls to make sure they weren't reading his mind, thought: Nothing could screw this

Don't Mess With Frank by Nealsdaman, literature

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Don't Mess With Frank

As you know, many different species live in The Place, including sentient rabbits. Angry, territorial, ice-cream loving rabbits. One rabbit in particular is so territorial that the only thing he lets in his house is the ice-cream man; and even then, he only lets him on the welcome mat. A rabbit named Frank Umbrige Cornelius Kall. He doesn't understand why people laugh every time he tells them to call him by his initials. Vlitzen looked at the calendar, it was wednesday. Wednesday. Vlitzen checked it again, then he whacked it with his wand, and then he set it on fire; but the calendar wouldn't change it's mind. "Jique!" No answer. "

The End of the World by Nealsdaman, literature

The Unnamed Story by Nealsdaman, literature

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The Unnamed Story

Vlitzen was, at the moment, stuck in a trash can. "Haha, look at little wizard squirm!" said Bubamm the Ogre. "You better let me out or I'll…I'll-" "You'll what?" "I'll turn you into a…other creature!" Bubamm considered this. The consideration went like this: What is creature? Creature must be bad…I not like bad. "Do you give up?" said Vlitzen in a arrogant tone. "I get you next time wizard!" Bubamm said as he ran off. Ogres and wizards have been insulting and attacking each-other since the "Unspoken Incident." No one actually knows what happened since the people who were involved say things like "What incident?"

Itroduction to Orincia by Nealsdaman, literature

The Fool's Name by Nealsdaman, literature

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The Fool's Name

"My balloon! I lost my balloon!" The little boy watched in despair as his red balloon floated away. He let go of his mothers hand and ran after the balloon. He was practically flying through the small forest near his back yard. Then he was falling, and then an alligator in a tree caught him with his tail. "Hello, phantom boy." said the alligator, he had an african accent. "You talk? Cool!" said the boy. "…did you happen to see a red balloon float by?" "Ya I saw a red balloon, phantom boy." "Where?" said the boy, in an excited voice. "I don't know, phantom boy." The phantom boy thing was starting to get grating. "Why are you

Tom Forrester by Nealsdaman, literature

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Tom Forrester

Warning: This Bio is off my character Mr. Forrester from my book I'm writing. Bio of: Tom Forrester How he arrived in Peculiar: Mr. Forrester decided on a whim to buy a house in a village of five. (Those five were, in fact, Harold, The Fool, Preevly, and Preevly's parents.) Mr. Forrester started his job as a news reporter the day after. Mr. Forrester has very few connections with Orincia, but he's been there a few times via The Fool's teleportation spell. Personality: Mr. Forrester can be described as childlike, immature, or under-developed. Of course all these descriptions are false. Tom is probably the smartest and most developed

Dave by Nealsdaman, literature

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Dave

Bio of: Dave How He Arrived at Peculiar: Dave was born in the town of Meepakolouweemakamakashooshooticktocklolipop, in Orincia. (Or as it is sometimes called, the Other World.) He was born on friday the thirteenth. Dave's parents didn't treat him well, telling him he was an evil child and ignoring his needs. Dave ran away at twelve years of age. At fourteen he tried to rob a wizard. Sadly he walked right into the teleportation portal the wizard had taken three weeks to make, taking him to our world. He turned fifteen the day after, the same day he found Peculiar. Personality: Dave is a very troubled young man, dealing with puberty an

The Fool Ch.4 Unfinished by Nealsdaman, literature

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Colors of Chameleon

The lines that define begin to blur image and concept waver things of importance have lost their import interests lost in the shuffle the ties that bind are weak virtues and morality loosen anchors withdrawn The rogue within begins to stir Stable as the colors of a chameleon Resolute as a leaf on the wind A sculpture back to clay Definitions undefined Glimpses have led here And here I am The fabric of my life a tangled mass waiting for the knitting needle Like I've shifted from here but not reached there A car with clutch depressed about to drive destination unknown Shift Who am I Who will I be

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Downfall

And in this dark harvest of season My life has completely lost reason, For which or against to decide. All lost in a savage and endless, bleak tide In sadness and in kindness In light and in darkness. In a boat made of hope I shall sail to tomorrow, In a winding hurricane Made of treachery and sorrow. There's a spear, endless, and colossal spear... Piercing, slashing though my head. Starting somewhere in heaven, Ending somewhere in hell. Fighting, burning, crying, crashing. Are the armies within. In my head they are all thrashing. On the heaven's and hell's whim. To be light or to be darkness. A perpetual array. It's not merely my choi

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The Fool Introduction by Nealsdaman, literature

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The Fool Introduction

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Artist // Student // Literature

Apr 9, 1985
United States
Deviant for 14 years
nealmiller.net/
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I am a young hopeful taking his first steps (or at least trying to) to becoming a book author. The thing that's kept me going is that I know if I work hard enough, I can reach my goal. (and my ability to easily come up with random ideas)

I prefer fantasy over the other writing genres. I've been trying to develop my writing style and get better at conceiving complex characters. My style of writing is always changing, so you may love one chapter and hate the next.

Note: I'm not very good at internet talk, so my posts may seem strange at times.

Current Residence: Yucaipa, California
Favourite genre of music: Rock in general, but mostly classical rock.
Favourite photographer: Adam Chilson "Doomsday Dawn"
Favourite style of art: A lot of different styles, but I like literature most of all.
Favourite cartoon character: Road Runner
Personal Quote: "If I was the universe, then you would be a planet, but if was a planet, then what would you be

Favourite Visual Artist

DoomsdayDawn hands down

Favourite Movies

Serenity, The Matrix,

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Queen, Cream, Cake, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns n' Roses as well as various artists from other music genres

Favourite Books

Fool Moon, by Jim Butcher, and Men at Arms, by Terry Pratchet

Favourite Writers

Terry Pratchet, Orson Scott Card, Douglas Adams, Jim Butcher,

Favourite Games

Starcraft 2, Gran Turismo 5, Masters of Orion 2, League of Legends, and Final Fantasy 13

Favourite Gaming Platform

Macintosh/PC

Tools of the Trade

Paper, pencil, a writing program, my computer, imagination, and everything else!

Other Interests

Chinese history, philosophy of all sorts, track and field sports, and governments

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Nealsdaman

Apr 4, 2011

The Awesomeness is Back

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Hey everyone, I'm back! I had gotten a little inactive (okay, maybe more than a little) but it gave me time to get an immense amount of writing practice in. As far as life is going...it's pretty good. I'm finally reading (and loving) Catch 22, a book my aunt made me excited about. My music tastes, though still rock oriented, are starting to lean toward the jazzy side of things. As for schoo...well...it's just too easy! Math is my only challenging class, and that's just because I'm not good at math. The only problem is I'm starting to feel unmotivated to do my homework, as it doesn't feel like I'm learning anything. Luckily there is a chance I

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Nealsdaman

Apr 12, 2010

Keep It Coming (No, not what she said.)

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Yay for good ideas! My writing is coming along smoothly and awesomely. I'll probably be revising Demise Chapter One Partial because the beginning seems too abrupt. Sorry about the slowness, I'll try to crank the next one's out a little faster.

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Nealsdaman

Mar 1, 2010

New One

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I'm starting a new story. I haven't given up on The Fool I'm just giving it a break. I'm not even sure what it's going to be called or what it's about, I've got the basic idea down though. Awesomeness awaits at the other side.

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foundry-wolf

May 13, 2010

Hey man, thanks for the fave! You take care now.

Nealsdaman

May 16, 2010

Hey no prob, those blueprints were hilarious!

EvanBdesigns

Apr 30, 2010

Hey thanks for the watch, i suppose you know ryan eh?

Nealsdaman

Apr 30, 2010

Ya Ryan's an acquaintance on Deviantart.

Also your stuff is awesome, it has a very unique feel to it.

EvanBdesigns

Apr 30, 2010

thanks, i suppose that is one thing many artists should strive for. You are a writer then? I do a bit of that as well, i'll be sure to check out some of your stuff.

DragonCard

Feb 11, 2010

thanks for the watch ^^ i see few of my other friends have also been added

Nealsdaman

Feb 11, 2010

Explanation Time: Fatchaos' art introduced me to anthro and it kinda just took off from there.

I love your art and hope to see more.